Hello fans, after a summer break (if it works for CSI, it works for me) I am back on board and planning more regular updates: every Tuesday, to be precise. Let’s see how it goes.
In other news, let’s run through the First Seasonal C.S.I. Love You AWARDORAMA.
Best Episode
Episode 7: Blood Drops. Nick’s hunky torso almost swung it for Boom, but I restrained myself like the noble and impartial judge I am.
Well done tiny Dakota Fanning... your emotive acting and elfin face have triumphed again
Craziest Episode (with the smallest basis in scientific fact)
Obviously, Justice is Served.
Did someone say 'smallest basis in scientific fact'?
Best Line
Props to the ‘warm a damn barn’ lady all the way from the pilot! Her moment in the sun was brief, but beautiful.
I love this line SO HARD
Best ‘Nick in Danger’ moment
The tears make this ALL TOO EASY.
Thanks, gun-brandishing psycho lady!
Best Scientist
Has to be Terri (Grissom would never turn away a scientist of her talent).
She knows it
Worst Scientist
I wanted to give it to Grissom for the ‘cows don’t drink milk’ thing… but in fact the resident psychologist dude is about 5 billion times worse. Congratulations!
Truly sir, but you know nothing
Best Outfit
Sara’s alien princess extravaganza from Justice is Served.
GETTING SO REGAL ON YO ASS
Worst Outfit (Greg)
This is a toughie, for obvious reasons, but I’ve gone for the mottled orange shirt. It’s unforgivable.
U.G.L.Y... shirt ain't got no alibi
Worst Outfit (anybody else)
Nick’s Chandler look is pretty bad but Catherine’s hideous brown shirt is worserer.
Never let me see you like this again, Catherine
Most egregious case of stereotyping
It’s a toss-up (er) between these two…
Horrendous ear piercings?
or horrendous T-shirt?
All-round most bodacious feminist icon
Sara has her moments but I don’t think I need to tell you that it’s Catherine ‘never knowingly second banana’ Willows.
Catherine, I actually love you
… and finally…
Total Petersen Pouts recorded
38
A moving treat for my loyal readers
Well that’s a wrap for season 1! See you next Tuesday (oh dear) for Season 2, Episode 1: Burked. BETCHA CAN’T WAIT.
C.S.I. Love You 
YAY. YOU HAVE RETURNED.
You bet I have!!!
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